Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver

A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.

by HaroldShitman October 5, 2009

Shitman

A type of Hitman who utilizes in shtting rather than killing

Man: I'm going to use a Hitman to fuck you up
Robber: What?
Man: A SHITMAN to crap on you, then I'll call the Cops!

by lolmaster444 July 2, 2017

shirimasen

Japanese word for "I don't know"

Teacher: nani ni to ni desu ka
Student: Shirimasen!

by That_Guy December 21, 2004

shitmail

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

shitamabob

A conglomeration of sites/links/stuff/shit that can be found on the internet.

wow. you got a shitamabob of junk there.

by graykicksass May 10, 2009

Shiticality

When 2 or more people are taking a dump in a public restroom... The resulting combined odor, when detected by the olfactory glands of anyone present causes them to see a "brown flash".... Similar to a nuclear criticality ....both are caused by a critical mass of "PU".

Pete is no longer allowed to poop in our restroom when someone else is already in there...he has caused too many people to experience a shiticality induced brown flash due to his high fecal enrichment.

by Doc184 June 6, 2013

shitimidated

To be afraid to venture into a bathroom after someone has befouled it.

I can't go in that bathroom after John used it; I've been shitimidated.

by Walrus O'Love January 31, 2016