by Shirker9000 December 18, 2023
Get the Shirkmug. The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
Get the Shirk-life balancemug. verb: arabic for "association". an islamic sin popularly used as polytheism.
there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
teacher: rule #622, no shirking is my class
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
by mrbeast539275 May 16, 2025
Get the shirkmug.