Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

shiju

A person too good-looking to be true, incredibly hot and irresistible, the kind of person that guys want to be and girls want to be with.

I know man, he's such a shiju.

by trackshoes August 10, 2010

Shimabara Rebellion

The Shimabara Rebellion was a peasant revolt (consisting of mostly Japanese Catholics) against Matsukura Katsuie of the Shimabara Domain and Terasawa Katataka of the Karatsu Domain.

Fought between December 17, 1637 and April 15, 1638, the Shimabara Rebellion lasted four months. It lead to a Tokugawa victory and Christianity in Japan was driven underground.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 23, 2011

Shima

A slang term for babe, shawty or beautiful woman popularized by Nigerian singer, Idahams

Yo! That Shima is hot AF!
Bro, back off, that's my Shima

by Nabsolute! January 14, 2020

Shigure Sohma

This Fruits Basket character is one of the twelve cursed members of the Sohma family, as well as one of the oldest cursed members. Easy-going and laid-back, Shigure has a carefree sense of humor, but can sometimes be a little perverted. He owns the house that he, Yuki Sohma, Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda live in, and works as as novelist. When embraced by someone of the opposite sex, the curse transforms Shigure into the dog of the Chinese zodiac.

~Shigure Sohma Quotes~

"I'm home! Yuki! Tohru! Are you here? And Kyo...! I hope you're not doing something stupid, and tearing up my house again!"

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house."

"Am I brave enough to go look for Kyo just yet? Umm....No."

"Lovely, they smashed the house again..."

"We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"."

by Cassy G. September 1, 2008

shima

hot sexy and oh so tempting

i wish i could have a shima right now

by shimers January 14, 2004

shidump

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

by SonicJives May 25, 2009