shaankanwal

Shaankanwal has a tiny micro penis and is a very stupid Punjabi male. Also is a failure in life and has failed multiple things in life.

Shaankanwal failed physics chem English and applied for a truck driving program. Shaankanwal has a unibrow

by Mukh man February 8, 2018

Ravi Shankar

The greatest Sitar player of all time, he played with George Harrison (The Beatles) a few times and was also playing at Woodstock, however was not included in the Woodstock movie.

Me: Ah Ravi Shankar is such a great artist
Guy at my school: What? I'm busy listening to N-Dubz

by LookAtJohnWillJa February 19, 2011

Shankee

An idiot who is being too loud in a small-ass cabin

Guy 1- "Shut up Shankee!"
Guy 2- "OH MY GOD THE NIGHT PATROL IS GONNA GET US IN SHIT AGAIN!"
Guy 1- Shut up Shankee!"
Guy 2- 😖🔫

by Penispickle69420 October 29, 2019

vagina shank

A female cockblock. When a girl cockblocks another girl.

Well it was going really well until Charlotte vagina shanked me by bringing up my herpes...

by Jisch November 23, 2010

shanks pony

Walking to anywhere. Walking somewhere when you have no cash for the bus, or no car

Hey George, how are you getting there, on the bus? No, taking shanks pony. I got no money.

by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008

Bottle Shank

A broken bottle used as a weapon. Typically seen in the stereotypical movie bar fight.

We got into a fight at the bar last night until someone broke a bottle and started threatening us with the bottle shank.

by Gravy Spank April 24, 2009

Shanketo

Spanglesh for shank.

Hey Homie, gimme that shanketo to hit that rata.

by Jdaawwwg February 9, 2010