blue shamrock

A dump; usually a rundown bar filled with fruitflies. Owner is a joke and has a crooked head

Why would you want to go to that “dump “ “blue shamrock “

by Crooked Head November 7, 2019

Shommocks

noun: legs, to move ones legs

Person 1: Laura is sitting in my chair

Person 2: Tell her to shift her shommocks

by Laura0610 February 5, 2007

Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

by TheZombiecorn August 17, 2010

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Shamrock Shake

to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an Irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an Irishman

Greg "Paddy O'Flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day."
Steve "You're a fag"

by lonnielassar March 2, 2010

Shamrock Surprise

The Shamrock Surprise is a Secret Sexual Move and Art Form currently perfected by the Immortal God Tetley of Westfall. Rumor has it that 3 ho's have already died due to the fact that one must be "Pure of Heart" to not end up getting killed by the S.S.

I herd Betty got killed while getting the Shamrock Surprise

Wow, did you see that, must have been the Shamrock Surprise

I herd that guy was a nigger

by Codename "ANDY D. ROY" March 22, 2010

Shamrock

(verb) slang, to hit somebody hard in the head or face.

That kid got shamrocked by Carl the other day.

by Cizzle Mayne January 19, 2008