You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
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After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
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a name originating from Europe
Meant to be given to a girl, also holds the meaning of honey, the food not the pet name
Girls with this name tend to be amazing and the other best of the best
They are fun and energizing, but also shy too
When they have a crush they cannot stop smiling when they are speaking to them and will ignore their other friends to hang out with them.
They can be very shy but outgoing at the same time
They like sports such as tennis soccer and volleyball and get obsessed with things easily
(I'm in love with a shahad right now)
Pronounced: sh as in shhhh be quite
A as in art
And hard without the r
So it's sh a Hawd
Meant to be given to a girl, also holds the meaning of honey, the food not the pet name
Girls with this name tend to be amazing and the other best of the best
They are fun and energizing, but also shy too
When they have a crush they cannot stop smiling when they are speaking to them and will ignore their other friends to hang out with them.
They can be very shy but outgoing at the same time
They like sports such as tennis soccer and volleyball and get obsessed with things easily
(I'm in love with a shahad right now)
Pronounced: sh as in shhhh be quite
A as in art
And hard without the r
So it's sh a Hawd
by Vortexian September 4, 2015
Get the Shahad mug.The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
Get the Windy City Salad mug.True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.
Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
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