Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

by StupidMF December 29, 2009

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

Shotsicles

Vodka enhanced popsicles that are an incredibly tasty summer drink. They're often used at a party to consume alcohol in stealth mode.

Kathleen: There is no way I am going to make it through this family reunion barbecue when it's booze free.
Julia: Don't worry- I'm bringing a stash of shotsicles for the two of us!
Kathleen: YES.

by kiwi4030 July 27, 2010

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013