September 16 

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3

September 16 by ilove_robert September 8, 2022

September 16 

National hug day

Girl: why did u hug me

Boy: it’s September 16

Girl: ohhh yea

September 16 by Joshua_17 September 14, 2021

September 16 

National ask your crush out day.

Friend: Hey Shkeisha isn’t that your crush.

Shkeisha: yea why?

Friend: Its September16 it’s go ask your crush out day.

Friend: go ask them out

September 16 is the day we’re all the lady’s/men ask out there crush

September 16 by www.bewhoyouareee🏳️‍🌈 September 15, 2021

September 16 

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

September 16 by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 16 

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

September 16 by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022

September 16 

national boomer day the day where you say ok boomer to the person thats birthday is on this day

Bob:today is september 16th its my birthday!!!!!!
Sarah: you know what that means.
Bob: Not again...
Sarah: OK BOOMER

September 16 by jdhfiyfhuytyduygfty6tftg December 19, 2019

september 16 

the day where the stinkiest bitches we’re born

september 16 is smelly

september 16 by henrylee June 4, 2021