Oh yeah sitrus is better than me!
by Mugi. March 8, 2022
Get the sitrus mug.Sitrucing is the act between 2 make consisting of filling one’s anus with golf balls and laying on there belly while holding a red Apple it there mouth. The second person stands above the one laying down with a golf club. Person one then proceeds to push out the gold balls one at a time whilst the second person hits them as if he were playing golf.
Person 1: “hey man do you want to sitruc tonight?”
Person 2: “no, not with you! Maybe if you start working on your swing, I would consider going a few rounds!”
Person 2: “no, not with you! Maybe if you start working on your swing, I would consider going a few rounds!”
by Sitruc April 19, 2024
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A person, thing, or situation that appears fresh, zesty, or exciting at first glance, but quickly reveals itself to be unpleasant, irritating, or just plain terrible. Something that tries way too hard to be sharp, bold, or refreshing, but ends up being obnoxious or off-putting.
“That guy is pure shitrus—loud, flashy, and leaves a bad taste in your brain.”
“This marketing campaign? All shitrus. Flashy fonts, zero substance.”
“You ever meet someone who talks like a TED Talk but acts like a YouTube ad? That’s shitrus energy.”
“This marketing campaign? All shitrus. Flashy fonts, zero substance.”
“You ever meet someone who talks like a TED Talk but acts like a YouTube ad? That’s shitrus energy.”
by Chris01 June 27, 2025
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