German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.

Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)

by Bluehawk December 31, 2005

scheiwe

pretty much the hottest kid i have ever seen

scheiwe is hot and he doesnt hate jews.

by poopiehead April 26, 2005

Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")

I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.

by Duckbutt October 27, 2006

Scheiznov

The state of shock when slapped with a vegatable.

Nan was Scheiznovved when the parnsip threw across the table.

by SlapThatSprout September 19, 2009

scheisskalt

fucking cold, damn cold
'scheisskalt' literally means 'shit cold'

Draussen ist es scheisskalt - noutside it's shit cold
Die Dusche ist scheiskalt - the shower ist fucking cold

by Boerge January 9, 2014