Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015