Shumsy

A rich bastard who masturbates 50 times before going to sleep.

That rich shumsy masturbates quite often.

by asdfghjkl123 December 6, 2006

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sums

Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"
--"He can't help it, he has sums"
-"he's my hero..."

by Mark Manivol February 24, 2008

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slumsy

adj. the word is the combination of "slut" and clumsy" it referes to a slutty clumsy girl. A girl that is acting promiscuous (acting like a skank) in a sloppy way and/or falling down drunk. Also can be used to describe a girl that gets wasted and makes a fool out of herself.

"Tina is so slumsy. I saw her eat the pavement outside then later I heard that she screwed Nick and Tommy upstairs"

"Did you hear that Stacy made out with 5 dudes then fell into the bushes and everyone saw her bare ass last night?"

"What a slumsy bitch!"

by ericlover88 April 15, 2011

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scumsnake

Someone who backstabs you and as a result becomes a piece of shit or the lowest of the low.
Scumsnake can be used seriously or jokingly.

1. Girl 1: You told me you were never going to tell Dan.

Girl 2: So what. Who cares he knows you fucked Larry.

Girl 1: You scumsnake! I just wanna spit on you right now.
2. You're really a scumsnake for that.
3. That's a scumsnake move.

by Young Ale December 14, 2017

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