Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples

John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties

by nigalert February 21, 2014

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021