schloaded

level of being sooooooooo high you can't even function anymore

im so high, i'm loady schloaded

by Lochnessmonstur March 22, 2019

Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

schlafen

"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

by Batbaum April 16, 2021

schlafanzugsex

Someone in particuliar described as a very missed and extremely funny being. They are living creatures who are blessed to be in your life.

You really are a schlafanzugsex, wow so lucky! You really are amazing!

by Mulkman July 18, 2021

Schlafsläcken

When you're too lazy to get up to pee in the middle of the night. More generally, when you're too lazy to get get out of bed.

I didn't sleep well because I had severe schlafsläcken and should have gotten up to pee.

by blocky38 September 15, 2021

schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person

!eva is a schloofle.

by jebas October 13, 2004