by 420narutolololol69 October 19, 2019
Get the sasuke uchiha mug.Male character from Uchiha Clan in manga series Naruto.Possible By product of some overly angsty person influencing Kishimoto-sama.
The only other things worthy of note of this angst ridden disturbed kid is the immense size of his ego and an overwhelming inferiority complex. Not a good combination.
Apparently has a kunai shoved up his rectum. Probably was self inflicted, showing he derives pleasure from weird sources.
Famous for runing off with a unwholesomely pale homosexual paedophile, nearly killing Naruto with Chidori, and his immensly miniscule genatalia, which he constantly compares to his brother's, thus explaining is inferiority complex.
Also well know for the copious amounts of hair gel and wax needed to keep his hair in its exceedingly unatural shape.
Student under Kakashi along with Sakura and Naruto. I suspect Kakashi was under influence of alcohol when he decided to teach the Sasuke-brat the chidori. I personally would'nt teach him how to wash the dishes.
The only other things worthy of note of this angst ridden disturbed kid is the immense size of his ego and an overwhelming inferiority complex. Not a good combination.
Apparently has a kunai shoved up his rectum. Probably was self inflicted, showing he derives pleasure from weird sources.
Famous for runing off with a unwholesomely pale homosexual paedophile, nearly killing Naruto with Chidori, and his immensly miniscule genatalia, which he constantly compares to his brother's, thus explaining is inferiority complex.
Also well know for the copious amounts of hair gel and wax needed to keep his hair in its exceedingly unatural shape.
Student under Kakashi along with Sakura and Naruto. I suspect Kakashi was under influence of alcohol when he decided to teach the Sasuke-brat the chidori. I personally would'nt teach him how to wash the dishes.
by Dark Lord Kanzaki July 21, 2008
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A fan-ligion (basically a fan religion) where one worships the "god-like" body of Uchiha Sasuke from the fandom Naruto. The people who are apart of this cult are some of the most obsessed people I have ever met. Now, I'm not saying these people are all bad, violent people.....normally... but once they feel their God has been threatened (by a character in the series, person or in some other way) these fans are likely to attack said blasphemer at full power (for you see, these beings are closely related to the Haruno Sakura and Karin from the series). Their victim unknowingly just dug their own grave. Yes, most of these people who cross the paths of these fangirls (and boys) do not always live to tell the tale for their strength in numbers is ever increasing and even as we speak, there will be some portion of their army going after another poor soul who spoke badly of Sasuke to destroy such evil and allow their king's reign to continue as most sexy awesome ninja with the bad-ass moves, no matter how emo or mentally unstable he is.
Sasuke-lova123: Omg, Sasuke is sooo hawt. I love you gorgeous.
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*
by Inu-Uchi[fan] January 6, 2009
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Sasuke:Isn't it obvious dobe?I'm gay.
Sasuke:Isn't it obvious dobe?I'm gay.
by Dark_Kris March 1, 2009
Get the Sasuke mug.Full name Uchiha Sasuke. A character in the Naruto Anime Series.
His quest for vengeance on his brother, Itachi, leads him to become consumed by evil.
He is willing to sacrifice anything to kill brother. Even if it means giving up his own body to become Orochimaru's vessel.
His quest for vengeance on his brother, Itachi, leads him to become consumed by evil.
He is willing to sacrifice anything to kill brother. Even if it means giving up his own body to become Orochimaru's vessel.
by Sonicstrike August 30, 2006
Get the Sasuke mug.One of the main characters in the anime/manga series "Naruto". When he was younger, he witnessed the murder of his entire clan at the hand of his sexy older brother, Itachi Uchiha. As a result he is very angsty and emotionally unstable, and desires revenge on his older brother at all costs. His teammates are Naruto Uzumaki (his best friend/rival/gay lover), Sakura Haruno (his good friend, who has a crush on him, unaware of his gayness), and Kakashi Hatake (his sensei/teacher/father figure).
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Person 1: Sasuke Uchiha is such an emo fag!!1 If I were him I'd NEVER EVER EVER betray my friends!!1 And I wouldn't be so EMO if my bro killed my parents!!1 Blahblahblah sasuke sux blahblah emo crybaby blaahblahblah killed Deidei-kun-chan-sama blahblahblah fag blah blah *WHINE BITCH WHINE BITCH* *IS A HYPOCRITE*
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
by kukukukukuku February 14, 2009
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An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
An emo punk who desires to kill his older brother for something he was ordered to do, then cries once he's done it.
A heretic retard.
Joe: Hey, what's wrong with Phil? He's been in the corner for an hour.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
Mark: His girlfriend dumped him, now he's going all Sasuke.
by Z3R0DROITE March 1, 2009
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