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San Francisco Speedbump

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When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
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San Diego Soft Serve

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The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.
Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.
by Rino1abc December 14, 2018
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aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
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san francisco standoff

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When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.
Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.
by LoveJuice November 4, 2020
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To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014
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San Antonio Somersault

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Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."
by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018
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San Jose Sandwich

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Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!
by alpochinoo October 3, 2011
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