sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 02, 2009

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 07, 2022

sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden

little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.

by sinker of buckets April 07, 2019

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.

- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.

by urban_guy_345 August 09, 2018

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019