I.S.T.C.F.F.U

I’m starting to catch feelings for you...

Yo babes you good eh... I.S.T.C.F.F.U

by Uhm just words December 2, 2020

S.T.I.F.

Slut that I F@!k

Bill: Who was that girl your hanging with.
Fred: That's just some S.T.I.F I hang with.

Bill: S.T.I.F.?!
FRED: Slut that I F@!k!
Bill: Nice!

by Crane69 November 22, 2014

S.W.T.F.Y.

An abbreviation for "she wants to fuck you." Usually uttered from one bro to another bro after a girl has shown her hand.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "So I'm visiting my brother at NYU this weekend and we signed up for a pong tournament. Cash prize for first place is $200."
Random Chick 1: "Oh my gosh! Good luck!"
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "S.W.T.F.Y., dude."
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Truth."

by stickitinplease October 29, 2010

S T M F

Abriviation For Shit Turd Mother Fucker. A female gang name in western NewYork containing 6 people. Member names include Lightning, MilkShake, Scarr, Fierce, Poison, Curly Cue. This gang is known for fucking people up. Scarr-Holds down, Lightning-punches Face, Poison-Rib breaker, Fierce-video Recorder, Curly cue-Pulls hair, Milkshake Scratches.

I was walking in the mall and i caught a glimpse of S T M F fucking up Katie Poopey

by STMF dude February 19, 2008

S.T.A.F.F.

Skate Together And Friend Forever. A local skateboard brand from Puerto Rico since 2012.

We are living the S.T.A.F.F. and i will get a S.T.A.F.F. skateboard deck for christmas.

by STAFF SKATES November 23, 2021

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.

when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019

T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

by Japcola April 21, 2011