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Get the Los Lobos Rubios mug.When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.
Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*
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Get the bella rubio mug.The sweetest and most kind girl you will ever meet. Evile is the kind of girl that is extremely beautiful and highly intelligent without knowing it. This makes her all the sweeter and modest.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.
You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.
You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
Evile Rubio is the best person I have ever met.
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
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