Marco Rubio

Poki Stan

Poki:"Thank you Official Marco Rubio for the 36 months"

by giani0929 November 23, 2020

leo rubio

A gay kid that stays home and masterbates all day instead of going outside

Stop being a leo rubio and come outside

by fuckingbitchesgettingney October 23, 2017

Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio: Another name for the AR-15 automatic rifle.

The AR-15 automatic rifle can be bought just like Marco Rubio.

by Daenerys Sherlock February 24, 2018

Los Lobos Rubios

The blond wolves

The Puerto Rican baseball team died their hair blond to look like Los Lobos Rubios.

by Louis42 March 27, 2017

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

rubio

A spineless lump of nothingness.

Have strength, don’t be a rubio.

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Rubio

Someone who doesn't know how to reset, and complains that their gun didn't shoot

Person 1: "Hey look there is some gay kid over there."
Person 2: "Yea I know, it's Rubio."

by BigBody858 October 13, 2020