Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

by Yourprostate December 20, 2007

Pwnage Rice Cake

A reward for pwning some n00bs is none other than a 'Pwnage Rice Cake'

Tastes like pwnage rice cakes.

by Alice Tippit September 09, 2006

Cambodian Rice Cake

The act of ejaculating into your hand and then, with the soiled hand, slapping your partner across the face.

Mike: If she's cheating on you why don't you dump her?
Doug: Oh don't you worry, I will. But not before I give her a Cambodian Rice Cake!
Mike: What?

by Maddox Jolie-Pitt December 30, 2007

rice cake girl

A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.

“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”

by Human 1 July 10, 2021

Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 13, 2013

Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake

Dry as hell man

Dude: dryer than the depths of hell
Rando: you are not wrong

Rando Asian: Ricey ricey rice no one like rice cake

by TinPott December 14, 2021

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023