Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 10, 2010
by LeavesCuomo January 07, 2020
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008
floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag
by ruck'es September 02, 2010
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
by ArcticReef August 03, 2015
A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013