Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!
Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.
arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.
enough said.
arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.
enough said.
by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 March 6, 2011
Get the Ralston Valley High Schoolmug. the tuffest fucking ginger of all time with goated music, nonchalance, feminist, and 6'4 you will never meet someone as chill as this #goat #luckycharms
"i wish you were more like Ralston"
"and I wish you were more like Lebron (NBA player). We can't get everything we want in life."
"and I wish you were more like Lebron (NBA player). We can't get everything we want in life."
by antifungus April 23, 2025
Get the ralstonmug. This is a school where the white people think they control it. Where they’re wanna be gangsters. Snitches grew up here. If you aren’t white and you go here you chances of succeeding are low.
by Nicki with the real booty December 28, 2018
Get the Ralston High Schoolmug.