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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
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Sudden Psychologist

A person that has no background in psychology at all out of nowhere claiming they know your entire life story from Saturday morning cartoon stereotypes.
Sudden Psychologist: Me big smart
Victim: Shut up
Sudden Psychologist: Just from that one quote I can tell your dad has beaten you your entire life causing you to spite others for no reason at all, I can tell, I’m smart.
Victim: Shut up
by Awoooooga May 6, 2020
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A common Saying in northern Berlin.

Used to refer to Russians who have exceptionally white skin.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s come and can also be related to phenomenal beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
"You are surly the world's best business psychologist Sophie!"
"Trank You You!"
by Ugolino July 12, 2019
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