Psycology in simple words is bascially being able to study people or read people and it's learned through books or through experiences and sometimes your upbringing. But psycology isn't always effective. I have a case manager who is a therapist and I feel like I'm talking to a self help book and at times i feel mind fucked when I finish talking to him but then again it's his job to be this way because he is trained. We all use psycology whether we realize it or not but some use it to do evil and some use it to do good. Let me put it this way JUST DON'T PLAY GOD because you will get fucked in the end. You could con people and get away with it for years but don't get mad when youu 60 yrs old and homeless with a wetbrain because of your costly lifestyle
Maurice bought James some food because he seen him eating from the garbage can, he used psycology in figuring this out
by vhu89 August 30, 2012
Get the Psycology mug.It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear
Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!
by Updawg November 8, 2006
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Person 1: Dang, I have a test in experimental psychology today
Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.
Person 1: It's statistics.
Person 2: Oh, nevermind
Person 2: What's experimental psychology? sounds interesting.
Person 1: It's statistics.
Person 2: Oh, nevermind
by psycmajor10 March 26, 2009
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Interesting
Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...
That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.
Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)
Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)
Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.
(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)
Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.
As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.
Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)
Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.
I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)
Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)
Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)
Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)
Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Interesting
Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...
That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.
Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)
Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)
Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.
(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)
Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.
As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.
Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)
Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.
I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)
Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)
Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)
Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)
Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
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A very easy class that assholes take to pretend they're smart because they take the one honors class that doesn't require any effort to pass if you can memorize your old teacher's anecdotes about how a hypnotized bus driver remembered a license plate number. The teacher will usually not even touch the chapters on neurology, cognition, memory and intelligence because she's lazy, and thus all the students who made 97s in the class by memorzing definitions make 2s on the AP exam because the teacher didn't tell them who BF Skinner is.
Take AP Psychology if you enjoy watching episodes of Frasier and movies where some character has some mental disorder everyday and passing it off as an AP class
by peanutbutterninja May 17, 2008
Get the AP Psychology mug.A religion that has risen up in the past century to define "proper behavior" as the influence of Christianity has waned.
Like other religions, it has little scientific support, but makes bold pronouncements about who is "good" and who is "bad."
Its sacred texts include the Diagnostics and Statistics manual as well as works by Rogers, Freud, Beck and others.
Cultish mind control behavior can be found in some practitioners who will attempt to keep "clients" in harmful therapy by convincing them that "you have to feel worse to feel better" or "your resistance represents your unwillingness to face your problems."
Like other religions, it has little scientific support, but makes bold pronouncements about who is "good" and who is "bad."
Its sacred texts include the Diagnostics and Statistics manual as well as works by Rogers, Freud, Beck and others.
Cultish mind control behavior can be found in some practitioners who will attempt to keep "clients" in harmful therapy by convincing them that "you have to feel worse to feel better" or "your resistance represents your unwillingness to face your problems."
Client: "I have been in therapy for four years now, but I'm still depressed and obsessive compulsive. I don't think this psychology is working."
Psychologist: "I sense that you are very frustrated. However, clearly, we just have not yet uncovered the root of the problem yet."
Psychologist: "I sense that you are very frustrated. However, clearly, we just have not yet uncovered the root of the problem yet."
by MurdochT April 18, 2010
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