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provider

This provider is well known for her service and looks.
by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005
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primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.
Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"
by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007
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New Providence Pool

New Providence Pool is the greatest pool in Clarksville, TN. It has the greatest staff. The management is amazing and the life guards are great at their jobs and are extremely fun. New Providence Pool is the cleanest and best run pool in the city.
Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?

guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.
by NPLG3 August 14, 2010
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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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Providence

An evil shadow goverment that wants to manipulate and control the entire universe.

Luckily, the last owner of Providence, Arthur Edwards. Was inyected with a funny serum that gave him demencia. So now we are safe.
Person 1: *Says anything with the word "providence".
Me: OMG HITMAN 3 REFERENCE!
by Fgyjt April 4, 2022
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Rhino Provider

The opposite of a Unicorn Provider.

A child care provider who stands firm in her policies and beliefs.

A child care provider who values independence and self-help skills.

A child care provider who enforces her policies and rules despite parents that try to find loopholes.

A long term provider who KNOWS there is more to daycare than rainbows and butterflies.
Ms Judy is a Rhino provider

Rhino providers do NOT enable parents
by Kelly Petersen Johnson March 6, 2013
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Providence Pull Out

When you take your erect penis and use it to plug the anus of your woman. Then wait till she has to shit, Once the pressure becomes high enough you pull out causing the feces to act as a projectile.

Shitting while you vomit with your head in the toilet and your ass in the air, then pulling out your head to shit where you were just puking and vomitting where you just shat.
Wow! That providence pull out was intense, there is even shit on the curtians!

Thanks to the Providence Pull Out my bed room looks like the lower east side!

Lets go to Cheaters and see if the cambodian stripper a Providence Pull Out!
by MissMae_ohhhhping November 14, 2009
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