Sexy Products

Sexy products by Jiafei the product queen 😍💅💋

Hey Jiafei, I love your sexy products 😍💅💅💕😋🏳️ 🌈

by jiafeithequeenofproducts December 28, 2021

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Apple products

A product made for superficial people who only buy it for the logo instead of the actual function of the product. You could slap an Apple logo on a piece of turd and people would rush to the stores to buy it. The only good thing about Apple products is their AppleCare warranty, other than that you're basically investing into an overpriced closed ecosystem of products that really do not perform any better than all its Android/Windows/other counterparts.

Apple users: *makes fun of people for being too broke to buy Apple products*

Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*

Me: lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021

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Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle

A word created by producer Jazze Pha that became annoying after it was used in every song he produced. It means "this is a Jazze Pha production". Made famous by Ciara's "1,2 Step".

This is, a Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle, MY NIZZLE!(the prrrrrrrincess is heeeere!!!)

by Mpulse24 January 11, 2006

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Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

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Apple Products

Apple products are poor in quality.

In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.

Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.

by Windows & Linux User October 18, 2008