portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Podable

A song worthy of being on ones iPod or other similar device.

I can't think of a single Jonas Brothers song that is podable.

by TheSherm May 17, 2009

Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020

putable

"Putable" is a somewhat nicer version of "bangable" or "doable." It refers to a female that you would put your penis in; or in the alternative to a guy who a gal would allow him to put his penis in her.

"See that girl? her name is Liina, she's very putable."

by SharkmanMN January 12, 2021

ptable.com

Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.

Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"

Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"

by cds333 April 21, 2014

portable

A software application that can be run without prior installation.

The IT guy ran a questionably legal adobe flash cs3 portable from his jumpdrive.

by the original recon June 12, 2008