Pornhub

Awesome Porn site, much like that of Redtube, but 1000x better.

Redtube? pfft.
Pornhub, bitch!

by Jon Wuh August 19, 2008

Pornhub

Free OnlyFans.

Person 1: Want to look at some OnlyFans models?
Person 2: Nah, we have Pornhub, it’s free.

by Deathdhiskey May 19, 2021

Pornhub

a website that horny men who get no pussy go to jack off

Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: no
Guy: *goes to pornhub*

by Pussylicker47 May 14, 2021

Pornhub

A place where I can see naked females without being judged.

Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv!

Me: Why not?...

Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.

Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.

by AnalMonster666 February 22, 2015

Pornhub

Website I go on when my parents aren't there

I'm addicted to pornhub

by Cunt559 January 5, 2013

Pornhub

It is an erotic site where people got so they can masturbate it was once a good website where you could get all your dirty little fixings but now they made up some stupid policy where they ban unverified user over false child abuse claims seriously which one of you fucks ruined pornhub I will hunt you down and have you personally killed.

Pornhub it was such a sexy site till this policy came along now we must engage in reckless sex

by Truthfulasshole December 20, 2020

Pornhub

An internet heaven for dudes who want to watch people having sex to pleasure themselves when they can't find anyone to fuck.

Real Sex? Nah, it ain't gonna happen. Guess I'll go masturbate to chicks on Pornhub.

by Snukeith July 1, 2018