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poontangoed 

The action of closing your legs on a partner's head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.

This is in reference to the popular drink Tango and the subsequent "You've been Tangoed" ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.
Guy 1: I was eating this chick out last night and thought I was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
Guy 2: You got poontangoed, mate!
poontangoed by Abo-bo July 31, 2017
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Poontangle 

A poontangle is a person who’s being a total bitch and has a stick shoved up there vagina so that they are uptight and bitchy
Shut the fuck up you poontangle
Poontangle by Soggy May 3, 2018

coontongue 

whenb you really racist and say it in a spectacular way
dat boy sayin coontongue
coontongue by idunnowhatdatmeens February 3, 2019