Polish sister

A woman who has shared the same lover as another woman. The bond of a polish sister is unbreakable and undeniable. Most polish sisters are estranged from their other polish sisters but once in a while they will get together to talk about an ex-lover they have in common.

His ex-girlfriend is now my polish sister. I would be okay with this, except for the fact that she had a mean case of Herpes.

by HugzandKissez September 20, 2010

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.

Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper

by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020

Polish School Bus

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.

The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.

by PolishSchoolBus96 December 18, 2021

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 3, 2005