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To flick your penis so hard it starts to bleed uncontrollably.
SHIT!!! I plinked my penis ow!!
Plink by David da doggy October 25, 2018

Plink Plonk Jizz 

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.
Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz
Shorthand for "please link"

"Link" refers to a URL.
Person 1: "I found an awesome video on the web; it's full of kittens and all sorts of cute animals"

Person 2: "plink"
Plink by d34dm3t4l December 6, 2009
The sound of the digital clock in the TV series 24.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 02:00 P.M. AND 3:00 P.M. Plink. Plink. Plink. Plink.
Plink by Xavier XXIII November 21, 2011
The sound made by the digital clock in the TV series 24.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 P.M. and 3:00 P.M. Plink, plink, plink, plink...
Plink by Xavier 23 November 21, 2011
(Pronouced: Pl-ink)
Use instead of pink. Second name for pink.
ie:
Gemma: So Jayne whats you favorite color?
Jayne: Um plink
Gemma: What?
Jayne: Er, it means pink. Didnt you know that?