pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

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pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin

I gave her a pissed off pirate

by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006

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Pissed Off UPS Man

A man angerly beating his package.

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

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pissed off

very very annoyed and bored stiff with an act by an individual or individuals. fuming with anger , upset

She was pissed off with her work colleague before she finished work and had to get a taxi home as she was too upset to drive

by tapiwa aka miss tapiwa March 3, 2007

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pissed off

Originating from a mountaineering slang - a climber following the leader on a steep slope would have to put-up with it if the person above needs to relieve himself.

Pissed off - an unpleasant experience that one cannot do anything about.

Greg was pissed off to hear his letter of appointment was lost in the post.

by Arty April 18, 2005