demonic phannie

A demon Phannie is a phan (@danisnotonfire & @amazingphil) shipper who reads too much into facts and attacks any females they hang out with.

Friend 1: DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF DAN AND SOME GIRL?!
Friend 2: That's a fan.
Friend 1: SHES GETTING BETWEEN DAN AND PHIL I HATE HER!
Friend 2: You're such a demonic phannie.

by miaquintero February 22, 2017

clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

by Spook5129 August 4, 2009

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

panini pressed

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021

Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 4, 2021

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018