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Permashut

Noun,
A serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the vagina, whereby the vaginal canal walls actually fuse together and permanently close. Caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary sexual abstinence. If treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a Donkeydickotamy in which huge erect penis is repeatedly thrust into the vaginal canal tearing a new opening. This proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.
Mika: "CELEBATE 4LIFE!"
Hector: "I hope you're still putting things in there on occasion to make sure your vagina doesn't permashut."
by armbarbandit June 11, 2011
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permacusty

One who has done something so abominable that s/he can never be trusted or respected again.
person a: He lost the bet, but refuses to drink toilet water.
person b: OMG, I can't take his shenanigans anymore, he's officially a permacusty!
by Alex Ostrovsky October 9, 2008
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permescuity

An alternate spelling for promiscuity, verb of promiscuous.
The permescuity in this room is astounding.
by wh0rse_fucc3r November 17, 2020
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