parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.

Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"

by parascoper November 13, 2011

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.

While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.

by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015

Parascoping

When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!

Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars

by C22narf October 24, 2022