Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Perfection

Cannot be defined by one person, perfection means something different to everyone.

Y; I think perfection is when someone has no flaws

X; I think perfection is when you love someone regardless

by BionicBecki September 1, 2009

Perfection

The perfect combination of character, beauty, intelligence, and love.

'Jem is the meaning of perfection in every sense of the word.'

by Rob Mc November 8, 2006

Pure Perfection

Caitlyn❤️

She is my pure perfection

by Nycpuma4 March 23, 2019

Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

-or-

I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

-or-

I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

-or-

I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

by Jonathann January 2, 2008