Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.
Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!
by annonymouse123 April 24, 2011
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girl peeve

Something only or most likely girls would find annoying
Girlfriend: who is that?
Me: A girl is my friend.
Girlfriend: Really babe? you know that is my biggest girl peeve .
Me: She is just my friend though, but okay I guess i'll stop hanging with her, since it bothers you.

Girlfriend: Period bou
by questionable and confused August 11, 2020
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pet peeve

An irritating experience caused by others in which you cannot control
People like user Bernardo Srulzon submitting a "pet peeve" definition to Urban Dictionary which is a direct copy from dictionary.com
by James1000 May 01, 2005
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Dry Peeve

Verb/Noun

Experiencing the reflex of urinating. When your dog has used all of his pee to mark all of the territories possible; so when he lifts his leg, nothing comes out.

Much like a dry heave, dry peeve is the reflex without production.

My dog didn’t piss on your tree, it’s just a dry peeve.
I tried to go pee, but nothing came out. Just a dry peeve I guess.
by Sarah Fortino February 12, 2019
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pet peeve

Dirty dishes in restaurants are my pet peeve.

girls who act like they're hot,but their not, is my pet peeve
by neboboi April 26, 2010
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porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)
Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.
by wpk914 December 02, 2010
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Jaraldeen Peeves

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
by chuck132 April 17, 2011
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