Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 08, 2008

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

patty watty cakes

chode man

“hes so cute”
“thats cause its patty watty cakes”

by pattywattylover44 April 11, 2022

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 17, 2014

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester March 01, 2017

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 02, 2022