Patch

Rages like nothing you've ever seen. Gets er done to say it nicely. Is known to throw up the horns (preferably the double) if the situation calls for it. A true born valley boy, reps the valley till the end. Always up for a little ass in the computer lab. If found in close proximity to a SHA, you can be sure he'll have BB.

Ladies, I just scored myself a DR boy; and not just any I got Patch.

Patch by DRdingo April 13, 2011

patch

an area that is shady.

Bob-KCMO is so patch.
Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.

patch by caitlinm6000 June 23, 2007

Patch

A person who looks like they are from every race in the world. Someone who takes a bit of each race (ie, black, chinese, indian, etc) and sticks it to themselves.

Patch: "I'm an 1/8th black I am"
Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself."
Patch: "that's a crap comeback"
Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"

Patch by patchpose April 6, 2009

patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

patch by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

Patch by catmeow23 April 25, 2017

patch

1980's slang term for vagina. Females in the 80's usually had hair on their vagina's that resembled a patch.

"I'm going out to find me some patch!"

patch by TucoDH April 28, 2017

Patch

To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out

"Freya keeps texting me loads of bullshit"
"Just patch her"

Patch by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017