Midwestern slang term used when you or a
buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
by ((55;$)3?:! October 17, 2020
Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.
by fxckinjess July 06, 2014
by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015
Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.
Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'
by jobo91 May 15, 2011
An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.
by patcheslover March 16, 2005
Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?
by DeeMo September 27, 2014