Put the ice in practice

To work really hard. It is derived from the idea that one needs ice to heal the bruise caused by hard work.

After I spent hours working on my thesis, my friend told me that I had really put the ice in practice.

by abcdefsbhdsdhb January 1, 2018

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Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

by Holyoake July 7, 2008

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practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.

Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.

by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013

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Practice Poke

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009

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Parmative

Another way of saying “condoms” or “sex toys” without the little shit kids knowing what you’re talking about. Basically, any item that has the intended purpose of being used in sexual intercourse.

Hey pal, I got some parmatives for ya to use on that redhead tonight!

by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019

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