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Counterfeit Playtime

Counterfeit Playtime is when someone leaves a video game open without actively engaging with it, resulting in an inflated amount of playtime.
"Yo how many hours do you got on DELTARUNE?"

"Like 4000 hours dawg"

"Gah damn, you must really enjoy that game"

"Yeah but most of it is just from leaving the on in the background"

"Dawg that's Counterfeit Playtime™"
by MrEgg_0 October 11, 2025
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Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.
It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!
by ShineThatLight December 20, 2010
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Enhanced Playtime

When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.
“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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Poppy playtime grab pack

A playful nickname for twisted goob, from the game dandy’s world. It refers to how he literally grabs you like how you grab items in poppy playtime with the grab pack.
Person: OH GREAT HEAVENS

other person: oh god, it’s the poppy playtime grab pack.
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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