Counterfeit Playtime is when someone leaves a video game open without actively engaging with it, resulting in an inflated amount of playtime.
"Yo how many hours do you got on DELTARUNE?"
"Like 4000 hours dawg"
"Gah damn, you must really enjoy that game"
"Yeah but most of it is just from leaving the on in the background"
"Dawg that's Counterfeit Playtime™"
"Like 4000 hours dawg"
"Gah damn, you must really enjoy that game"
"Yeah but most of it is just from leaving the on in the background"
"Dawg that's Counterfeit Playtime™"
by MrEgg_0 October 11, 2025

by ShineThatLight December 20, 2010

by meandmymonkey February 15, 2024

When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.
“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

A playful nickname for twisted goob, from the game dandy’s world. It refers to how he literally grabs you like how you grab items in poppy playtime with the grab pack.
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
