Onetangledmess

She’s a gorgeous girl on TikTok who is super nice to everyone and makes great miraculous videos ❤️❤️

“Onetangledmess on TikTok is one of my favorite mutuals!”

by Im(inthefbi)totallyanonymous 🔪 June 28, 2021

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Onesha

She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.

Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.

by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013

onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

obestiality

A pun combining the words obese, and bestiality. This word can be used to piss off fat people.

No fatties. I am not into obestiality.

by Frogs_and_Peas January 9, 2008

oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.

Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!

by Fuss December 1, 2004

oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.

Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?

by akurokuu August 24, 2006