the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Onehead

when someones head is so small their eye brow line meets their hair line.

Gawd Damn... Fucking niggas forehead so small.. Its a onehead

by AdurpaDoo August 30, 2009

Onehead

Since a fivehead is extra forehead on top of a forehead, a onehead is a quarter of a full forehead. A forehead that rests somewhere at or just above the eyebrows. If the one who has a onehead shaves their head and has protuding round ears, they look like a baby chimpanzee.

That guy has a onehead, not a forehead.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021