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shit on the piss

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Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021
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When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.
“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯
by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020
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Shit on the Wall

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When your housemate get steaming drunk and comes home in the early hours of the morning and despite having keys in their pocket, they deem it necessary to defecate on the dividing wall between ones house and the neighbours.

As an act of tagging, the culprit leaves a momento such as a wallet at the scene.
Ben came home late last night
How was his night?
He took a shit on the wall
How did you know it was him?
He left his calling card
by chucky333 June 9, 2011
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shit on the bitch

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Idiom; American vernacular, likely of Texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. The Cognitive Dissonance of a Redneck. Most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. May also be used as a prescription to said problem.
"Sometimes you gotta just shit on the bitch"

"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"

"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
by ubernym July 22, 2015
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When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.
Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?
by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016
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DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

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From a yt video by big dew
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
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