On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

on the come up

somethin that's not quite happenin yet, but on the vurge of blowin up or makin some serious noise.

I got some thangs in the works but I can't talk about it yet. It's definitely on the come up, word ta mother.

by the excalibur November 11, 2008

The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

by Untraced March 19, 2011

Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

on the cool

1. seriously on the real

On the cool, I didn't sleep with his girl.

by L-nina September 7, 2005

Pussy on the chainwax

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated

A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"

by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013