You thought South Oldham High School was in the the middle of nowhere? You’d be wrong, the only thing within 10 miles is farms or neighborhoods! The closest store is a gas station, their football team is extremely underwhelming yet they try the hardest they have the least trophies in the trophy case out of any sport. There’s way too many poster children that can’t go to the same high schools so South Oldham High School and Oldham Country High School are punished with them.
by JimmyTheBird January 23, 2019
Get the East Oldham Middle Schoolmug. Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.
by ps: I fucked your dad January 15, 2022
Get the South Oldham High schoolmug. Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.
by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025
Get the Oldham Kebabmug. Oldham-ing or to be a bit of an Oldham......is to exist with no knowledge of the modern world's idioms and to be continually perplexed by new phrases.
Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !
Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !
"Last night someone asked to hook up, I thought it was just drugs but ended up having sex in a lay by. Doh! What am I like?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"
by Fran P 666 June 7, 2014
Get the Oldham-ingmug. by pakiiiiiiiii July 13, 2023
Get the Oldhammug. This place is heaven on earth. Everyone is nice, and the teachers are so chill. We have the nicest school in the county and the best football team. Everyone is welcomed into this great school, and everyone is respected, but whatever you do, don't use the bathrooms upstairs.
by zestyboy January 9, 2024
Get the Oldham County Highschoolmug. When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.
“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”
by El Slobo June 24, 2022
Get the Oldham Jobmug.