October 29th

On October 29th, Lorelei must forfeit her kitten to Kemi and she will take care of it for the rest of her life

Kemi: Oh it's October 29th! Hand over your kitten Lorelei.

by Kemakarmi October 29, 2019

October 29th

people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically

Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th

by reincarnationofwillywonka666 August 04, 2020

October 29th

Slap people with a name that starts with c

October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

October 29th

October 29th is the make up day for throwing your shortest friend every time you see them. BUT, you can only do it if you have a reasonable excuse for not doing it the day before.

Me: “I missed school yesterday, so I guess I have to throw you today because it is October 29th.

by jokesonyoujulia October 28, 2019

October 29th

tase your tall friend who threw you across the room day.

On October 29th, Emily tased Kayla since she threw her across the room for being short.

by TASEEEEE October 29, 2019

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

by thxroro October 29, 2021

29th October

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!

by BlueYup October 26, 2020