The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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by Mam August 29, 2004
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person 1 : "fam you go to oasis academy hadley?i want to go there!"
person 2:"do you want to walk into a school that stinks like shit and teachers that look like oompah loompahs?"
person 1:....
person 2:"Didn't fucking think so"
person 2:"do you want to walk into a school that stinks like shit and teachers that look like oompah loompahs?"
person 1:....
person 2:"Didn't fucking think so"
by fatuglycunt December 31, 2018
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Get the feeling my oats mug.A Kentucky Oasis is the pool of vomit left in the small of a partner's back when you let loose your excessive whiskey during your rear-entry session. Note that the more fit the partner is, the more muscular the back is and the larger the oasis will be!
by q7h36dg August 6, 2008
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Also it can be an escape from your world.
Also it can be an escape from your world.
by magesticunicorn July 10, 2011
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