nigga, please

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007

Nigga Please

Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.

KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*

by qwerty。 April 22, 2018

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

Nigga please

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?"
You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please!"

by anonymouskittylicklick225 March 15, 2011

Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007