Little Nutcracker Guy

A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.

“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background”

by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022

nutcracker

Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.

Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.

by jonboy absolute March 26, 2012

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

Nutcracker

One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.

i really loved this years presentation of the "nutcracker"

by diableincarne December 29, 2003

nutcracker

the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs

ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker

by andy kallick February 8, 2006

nutcracker suite

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

by Linguistic February 16, 2012

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010